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SEASON 2
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In which Eddy takes Jimmy under his wing and gets his feathers severely ruffled
ED IN A HALFSHELL
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The Plot:
Ed is thoroughly enjoying himself demonstrating the fun you can have in Eddy's latest venture "Gerbil for a day" (and also oblivious to the fact that there is a noticeable lack of paying would-be rodents queuing for a turn). In any case the fun is nipped in the bud by Sarah's arrival - she has a ballet lesson and the Eds are going to keep Jimmy entertained for her - or else! And in case the reluctant Eds misbehave Jimmy only has to whistle and Sarah will come deal with them as only she can
Edd's suggestion of playing some games with Jimmy backfires horribly when Eddy chooses dodgeball - poor Edd has a total "back to gym class" freak out and so Ed takes over and to Eddy's surprise he and Jimmy get along like a house on fire. Slightly jealous yet impressed by Jimmy's looking up to Ed as an "older brother" figure, Eddy decides to take over himself & mould Jimmy into his own protégé. There follows a series of exercises exclusively designed to transform Jimmy into Eddy Mark 2 (presumably much the way Eddy was shaped by his brother). On letting Jimmy lose, Eddy is hoping to bask in the reflected glory but it soon becomes apparent that Jimmy has his own ideas on improving his teacher's scams and absolutely no intention of sharing the profits - and what's more he has a bodyguard just a deep breath away - don't touch that whistle Ed!
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Top Scenes:
Ed trundling away in his giant wheel and dressed in a sagging outfit as he happily promotes the latest cause - be a "gerbil for a day" When he's not running he's nibbling on a Chunky Puffs packet and drinking from an oversized bottle
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Double D pressed flat against the garage door in terror as Eddy prepares to aim a dodgeball, Edd sees glimpses of his awful past history of the game and its all too much, wailing and sobbing he slowly collapses in a heap and curls into a foetal position. Upset too - though they probably don't know why, Jimmy is screaming and Ed yelling. Eddy is unmoved by the situation.
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As retribution Ed rubs Eddy vigorously up n down the wall so he stays there, indignant and sarcastic, glued by static, which leads Edd to make an - uncharacteristically for him - vengeful remark, "Static electricity can be quite humbling can't it Eddy?"
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Ed and Jimmy gambol over the garden, rubbing their heads on tree bark, getting tangled in Jimmy's retainer and generally having a good time
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Jimmy's amazingly successful trampoline scam which has the cash rolling in and Eddy drooling at it in the jar, apparently it was made from "a bouncy mat with some old worn bedsheets sewn together with the synthetic hair of broken dollies" and what's more Double D wouldn't have thought of that so nanananana to you, Edd!
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The sobbing Jimmy's lie to Sarah that the Eds made him eat dirt all day followed by Sarah's retribution - tying the Eds up in knots. Double D is somehow protruding from Ed's ear and mouth, "Don't talk with your mouth full, Ed" he sighs.
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Top Lines:
Eddy:
(promoting): "Whaddya think Kev? Gerbil for a day!Only 25 cents for 25 seconds and we'll throw in this free salt lick. Limited quantity - better move fast"Kevin:
(taking salt lick) "Let's check it over"Eddy:
"Watch it! Those sweaty hands may leave marks"**********
Ed:
(in gerbil outfit) "Cheep, cheep, cheep. Feed me!"**********
Edd:
(horrified at Eddy's suggestion they play dodgeball): "Eddy! Wait! Dodgeball has no educational value whatsoever"Eddy:
"Whaddya talking about? It builds character - puts hair on your chestJimmy:
"Hairy chests are so Neanderthal"**********
Edd:
(quaking in terror as Eddy aims the ball) "Eddy! Wait! I have a history with this game <gulps> I see flashes Eddy. Deep rooted images tentacles strangulating every rational nerve. Oh! I'm reliving it Eddy, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh <breaks down in fits of sobbing> Listen to me Eddy, Eddy? Aaaaaah its gym class all over again"**********
Ed:
"There Jimmy, your turn to hurt Eddy"**********
Eddy:
(dreaming of how Jimmy can be "bettered" into Eddy #2 and thus double the income): "A mirror image, one exactly like the other, two peas in a pod, two humps on a camel, a dynamic duo, a pair of underwear-"Edd:
"A pair of underwear is one item Eddy"Eddy:
"Same thing"**********
Eddy:
"Always remember, if you have a lot of cash you get to spend a lot of time with me"**********
Edd:
"Hurry Ed"Edd:
"Shhhh my yeast is rising"Edd:
(pause) "Nut loaf, Ed?"**********
Rolf:
"Kevin is good at wienering, yes?"Kevin:
"That's hotdoggin', Rolf"**********
Rolf:
(to Jimmy) "Has anyone ever told you your hair resembles the backside of a chicken?"**********
Eddy:
(enraged by Jimmy's refusal to share the cash) "You thankless little if it wasn't for me you'd be planting posies!"
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THE END
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