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SEASON 2

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In which the Eds wild ride through a spooky house ends with a ring plus a sting in the tale

HONOR THY ED

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The Plot:

Despite Edd's scepticism - and Ed's eating all the produce, Eddy is confident that their latest venture - a taco stand - will see them rolling in cash, although his brother's delayed-reaction afterburner sauce soon takes even his mind off money! Reeling from the heat the Eds then have their attention grabbed - and their eardrums stretched by Jimmy's shrieks, he thinks he's seen someone lurking in the old deserted house and his panic is infectious.

Eddy scoffs at the other kids panic and much to Ed n Edd's horror accepts a dare to go inside the cul-de-sac's apparently haunted house. Once inside all Eddy can think about is swaggering back again to collecting that Jawbreaker and too full of himself to concentrate he then breaks the lock, trapping the Eds inside the building and boy it really is creepy! Eerie music plays, trapdoors open, floors move, stairs eat you! Edd is lured away by an enigmatic trail of books; piggy banks are there for the taking; boxes of Chunky Puffs abound but its all a colossal trap designed to bring the quaking Eds - via an elaborate roller coaster-cum-tunnel of love with some enticing glimpses of their future lives to their final destination - a Kanker enhanced marriage ceremony. With this ring I thee Edd? Oh my!

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Top Scenes:

The Eds taco stand with some highly dodgy produce and Ed racing in with a fistful of dandelions

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Double D's attempts to get into Ed's psyche - he thinks the crayon tastes like cheese because its orange, and the blue one is blueberry pie. Edd tries this himself telling himself - and the yellow crayon he's clutching - that as its yellow its banana flavoured. Doesn't work of course J

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The aftermath of the hot sauce - Ed's frazzled-looking head at the end of an incredibly stretched neck and all 3 Eds flopping to and fro on the lawn sprinkler

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Edds eyes going huge as Eddy lets out a ghastly moan of "Double Deeeeeeeeee let me poke your brain" just before he faints

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The Eds each being lured away by something he loves - Edd climbs a spiral staircase to an amazing library - and a trapdoor! Eddy escapes being eaten by a staircase and captures a cash-stuffed piggy bank. Ed climbs into a Chunky Puff laden dumb waiter and winds up in a barrel below

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The whole "ride" sequence from the train jolting along its hazardous tracks accompanied by the Eds screams to the pinker than pink tunnel of love section and the little models of the Eds doing chores. Edd is disturbed by the site of himself washing up, "Oh my, look at the soap film on those dishes" he gasps.

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Top Lines:

Edd: "Grass, paper plates and crayons for cheese does not a taco make, Eddy"

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Ed: (swallowing the blue crayon) "Hard yet crusty"

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Eddy: "Wow, that's the first time I've seen anyone guzzle my brother's Armenian secret hot sauce"

Edd: (apparently refreshed) "It certainly rid me of that horrible non-toxic waxy aftertaste"

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Ed: "My mom says not to pick my belly button"

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Edd: (hearing Jimmy) "Oh dear, a shriek of terror"

Ed: "Dad's home"

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Jimmy "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Kevin "What's up with fluffy?"

Jimmy "There at the window, a dark figure cast a shadow, its form contorted with a hideous hairdo. Hold me!"

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Jonny: (shielding Plank from harm): "It’s the house of the mad logger who chops down trees and hacks them into coffee tables"

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Ed: "Dandelions!"

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Ed: "This looks like the haunted house in "I was a cotton swab in Madame Turnidge's (?) earwax museum - the mini series … I am the cotton swab - release the wax ear person!

Edd: "Ed, you're scaring me more than usual"

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Rolf: (realising the Eds are not in danger) "Your baboozle has soured - like Nano' s denture water!"

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Ed: (waving his behind at the magic mirror) "Hahaha big butt so what?"

Edd: (also looking in trick mirror with Eddy) "Is it me or do our heads look like yams?"

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Edd: (to himself) "Professor Double D … book archivist… I like the timbre of that… Nobel prize winner Double D … nice"

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Ed: (seeing a slumped model of himself) "Who's that good looking guy?"

Eddy: (sourly) "Get some glasses, Ed!"

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Lee: "Pick up your grooms and spit out your gum"

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Lee: "They promise to love, honour and obey us - or we pound 'em."

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May: (jamming a soda can ring on Ed's finger) "Hold still Mister May!"

Ed: "Soda!"

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Kevin (seeing the wedding car go by with its "JUST MARYD" sticker) "Check out the dorkbusters - hate to see their kids!"

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THE END

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