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SEASON 2

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In which Eddy's not-so-handy handyman act has all the cul-de-sac kids breaking into a sweat

RENT-A-ED

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The Plot:

The opening - and closing - act of Cirkus Ed is received with the usual contempt by the audience who only perk up when the needle hits extreme embarrassment for the performers. Looking around them at the wrecked playground equipment Edd observes its going to take a lot of allowances to pay for the damage which in turn kicks off a new train of thought in Eddy's ever-agile mind, why don't the Eds repair the other kids broken stuff - for cash!

Armed with an official looking coverall, Eddy is soon on the job although his attempts to fix Jimmy's oven leaves lots to be desired and Edd in despair. Rescuing Jonny from a tree looks more promising although the Eds are soon sidetracked by more urgent business with the kitchen sink and then the radiator pipes removed by Ed. The resulting hot hazy atmosphere says "sauna" to Eddy and its not long before poor Jonny's house is full of sweaty customers all soaking up the steam while Eddy soaks up the cash. Obviously the good times don't last, a mishap with Rolf's towel coupled with Ed's natural clumsiness soon brings the house down and Jonny's temper demands revenge, the Eds'll need more than circus tricks to get out of this one!

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Top Scenes:

Cirkus Ed's finishing act with 2 of the Flying Edwardo Brothers, Edd n Eddy (all the way from Reno) waiting below on the seesaw as Ed performs a death defying plunge from above! Ed coming down flapping his arms and grinning insanely contrasts nicely with the onlookers horror and his quake-inducing landing followed by his announcement "Oh-blahdee, oh-blahdah!!"

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Jonny - suspended from a forked branch by his head doesn't trust the Eds to look in his home for a tool to free him, so Plank is forced to go too. Inside the Eds find an apparently damaged pipe to repair which inevitably leads to further complications which they try to hide from Jonny, Plank however squeals on them which results in the Eds using him to fence poor in poor Jonny's vista!

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Ed being deployed as a human Swiss army knife - Edd n Eddy use his head as a wrench, his toes as a spanner and after putting ice cubes in his pants, his chattering teeth to cut through pipes.

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The Eds converting Jonny's steam-filled home into a money-spinning sauna (or rather "La Sawna") where you can also get a relaxing facial (sorry "Faishul") or hair treatment - providing you don't have a nut allergy of course.

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Rolf enjoying himself so much in the sauna he gets carried away and lets a giant blast of steam remove his towel. There is a moment of horrified silence and then a mass exodus from the sauna with Nazz gasping "Oh Rolf, you're so gross" and Double D hiding his eyes in shame, "Make yourself decent Rolf!"

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Top Lines:

Edd: (wincing as Ed smashes into the seesaw then the ground although he himself is unscathed) "Twinge … hurt … bruise … sting!"

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Ed: (Twirling himself in the air then landing flat on his face in the lawn) "Zip-a-dee-do-da!"

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Kevin : (sees Ed standing on the top of the slide ladder before jumping through the teeter-tooter) "The dork is toast!"

Ed: "Toast?"

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Rolf: (enjoying the Eds painful spectacle) "Ed-boys have boiled an egg, yes?"

Kevin: "Laid an egg Rolf <laughs> Laid an egg!""

Rolf: <looks sour>

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Eddy: (bursting in on Jimmy and his broken oven)

"No joke when its broke - don't be blue,

Let Eds quick repair service fix it and you won't sue"

Edd: "You should have hired someone to fix that rhyme Eddy … yeesh!"

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Eddy: (Grabs Jimmy's oven door, rattles it and finds it won't open) "Yup, it's broken alright."

Edd: (Sarcastic) "Very good, Eddy. Now that you've unravelled the riddle, how do you plan to... (Eddy and Ed begin smashing lamps and chairs onto the oven)

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Edd: "Call me crazy, but we simply turn off..."

Ed: ( grabs oven knob) "Allow me, Double-D" (Rips knob off oven). "I fixed. Good huh?"

Edd: (yelling) "Is it me?! It's him, right?!"

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Jimmy: "Labourers scare me"

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Ed: (watching the cookies burn) "Wait! My brain is working!"

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Edd: (observing Jonny's trashed kitchen sink): "Sick! I think I'm gonna be sick! We don't have the proper tools to fix this"

Eddy: "Its under control, relax. We've got the ultimate tool" (casts a fithy look at Ed who sits on the sink and pulls it away from the wall)

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Ed: (clutching a mass of pipes and boilers) "Can I build a bird house with this stuff?"

Edd: (horrified)"Ed, where did you eviscerate that heat radiator from?"

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Eddy: "sauna, sweat and makeover - cash in the bankola!"

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Eddy: (steering Jimmy into Jonny's house ): "Welcome to Chez La Sweat, come on in au gratin! Look see La Faishul and the grand piece of resistance La Sawna"

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Eddy: (After being threatened by Sarah) "Voulez vous la towel over yonder."

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Ed: (tied to a pole and draped with cloths) "I've been a good towel rack Eddy"

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Rolf: (annoyed at Eddy opening the sauna door) "Close the curtain as it is colder than my nanna's wooden leg"

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Rolf: (in sauna) "This hot steam makes Rolf's flesh shed tears of impurity"

Nazz: (in best sultry tone) "My pores are screaming"

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Eddy: (Cornered in the rubble of Jonny's ex-home) "They'll never catch... (rips off shirt to show Tarzan leopard skin strap from Circus)... "The Flying Eduardo Brothers!"

Edd: (recoiling) "You're still wearing that thing?"

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THE END

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